SONG LYRICS & CHORDS (G)

I'm thinking I was once a baby / Birthed deep within the Master's bowels / Shat across the cosmos, banished to this mudball...

In the hulking halls of hatred where the Master makes his throne / Within the ass-teroid belt where his body floats / alone his mind begins to wander the worm begins to turn all life...

Having a child with a person I don't even know / Jumping up and down in the crowd she got a face full of blow / She caught the sperm in her mouth...

Penile Drip / You gotta love it when the blisters spread all over your hands / The Penile Drip...

[Sang by Balsac The Jaws Of Death] / You don't ever call me on the phone to say Hell-O and / if I call you only say goodbye....

You are my friend, friend, friend, friend / But you no know nothing [X4] / You do not treat me this way! [X4]...

Oh I am Fuckin' an animal / I'm fuckin' an animal / I'm holding on the horns...

Fishfuck, baby / Gonna fuck you with a fish [X2] / Gonna take a rivercarp and ram it up your butt...

I'll come to town for you / Dress up like a clown for you / Pull my pants on down for you...

GWAR, the once mighty / Scumdogs of the Universe wallow in the filth that their lives have become. / Drug addicted, riddled with disease...

[Sang by Scroda Moon] / YOU! Screwed it all up, / Ruined everything for everyone....

[Sang by Scroda Moon, The Toilet, Oderus Urungus, Slymenstra Hymen, and Beefcake The Mighty] / [Scroda:] / GWAR, I bring forth the portal potty...

Ahhh...sweet youth / The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute / Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator...

If you look at it you'll get drunk / Frothing mass of filthy chunk / Bloodshot eye and boiling spew...

THEY ATTACK / THEY ATTACK / They are on a rampage...

Here's a little something from a God to a slave, / I never should of been let out the fucking microwave! / We're on this planet and we're running a muck,...

Churning through the bestial muck, acosmic forklift rules my throbbing asshole / The all-eye says you are the right slave / To be my anal knave...

Everything that ever was, and all that there will ever be / Flesh and blood and stick and stone, all is laid to waste by me / I crush you as I would a fly...

With a battle cry go forth which is / Give the people what they want. / And what the people want could only be the senseless slaughter...

Babyraper, sperm creator / Hulking, brutish masturbator / Babyraper, emasculator...

If you look at it you'll get drunk / Frothing mass of filthy chunk / Bloodshot eye and boiling spew...

I'm the manager with the mostest / I clear the profits from the concert grosses / I make it snow up GWAR noses, so now they follow me like I'm Moses...

Death Pod comes from the sky - it does / Through the space, through the stone / Where the Master grows his clones...

When I first met you, I knew I loved you / Now that one and one is two, I don't wanna cum inside of you / Now I kiss your lips...

Ahhh...sweet youth / The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute / Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator...

THEY ATTACK / THEY ATTACK / They are on a rampage...

Has it been subliminal / some would call it criminal / reaches in and takes your soul...

Galactic sun / You were the one / You were the one that brought me hope...

I've seen lightning, and I've fought fire, / But I've never, met a girl like you, no. / You possess a magic potion, you put a spell on me....

God save the queen / The fascist regime / They made you a moron...